IPhone4 (all models)
The iPhone 4 is visibly different from its predecessors, in that it's got a more square shape and circular volume buttons on the left.
This
section contains all the basic information you need to know about how to
get the most out of your iPhone 5, iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS,
iPhone 3G, or original iPhone, including how to use it, how to sync it
with iTunes, how to add songs and data, how to use its wireless Internet
features, and more.
The iPhone 4 is visibly different from its predecessors, in that it's got a more square shape and circular volume buttons on the left.
12 Secret iPhone 4 Features Even Apple Doesn’t Know About:
Think you already know everything
about Apple’s new iPhone 4? Please allow us to introduce the Soul
Scanner, the Gynoscope, iSnob, and SausageTime.In fact, the following 12 features arePrepare to be amazed.
- 1. "Retina" Display: Peers into your soul, unless you write for Associated Content
- 2. Internal gyroscope: Senses when you’re driving on a curvy road after drinking too many Jagermeister Red Bull cocktails and automatically launches the iHurl app. Bring a smock.
- 3. Internal gynoscope: It’s easy: Just extend, insert, collect data, and transmit.
- 4. FaceTime video chat: Special "SausageTime" mode auto-pans to your genitals for those intimate ChatRoulette sessions.
- 5. iBooks: Steve Jobs can now see what you’re reading and, if He disapproves, automatically wipe that content from your phone.
- 6. Better power management: Allows for 7 hours talk time, which for customers works out to 17 minutes of actual conversation once you subtract time spent saying "What? Are you still there? I think I lost you. Let me step outside and see if this works any better. Hello?"
- 7. iSnob: The video chat’s is actually a feature. Soon, all iPhones will make calls and send texts only to other iPhones, too.
- 8. Stainless steel shell: Repels BBs shot at you by determined to make the iPhone’s market share drop even faster.
- 9. Secret mode: Front- and rear-facing cameras capture three-way action like it’s never been captured before! (Just don’t try to watch the video on your iPhone afterwards, as that would constitute watching porn. And we all know
- 10. iDonate: One-tap sign-up for organ donor registries. Now can offer kidneys, lungs, and other surplus squishy bits directly to Steve so he doesn’t have to buy a house in Asslick, Idaho,
- 11. Dookie cam: Optional bottom-facing camera module. Point it downward and see what kind of fun memories you can capture.
- 12. GizmoNo: Unit locks up the moment any gets his pudgy, chimichanga-stained fingers on it.
- One more thing: Jobs announced that Apple’s World Wide Developers Conference will be merging with World Wrestling Entertainment. Next year’s WWDCWWE will be co-hosted by Steve "Stone Cold" Austin

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